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CURRENT INMATES



Michael Ramscar MICHAEL RAMSCAR (fearless leader, intrepid seven year old)

Ramscar claims concepts, metaphor, analogy, language learning and processing, and all manner of mental representations amongst his interests. A big fan of the musical theatre of Rescorla and Wagner, Ramscar can be found most afternoons in his office drinking tea and mumbling about prediction. Verdict: should get out more.

Dan Yarlett

DAN YARLETT (graduate student, sage)

Yarlett tells us he is interested in language modeling, as well as reasoning, similarity, categorization, and induction. Formerly a philosopher (Wittgenstein was a close personal friend) Dan recently underwent a spiritual and intellectual conversion and now communicates only via matlab scripts or in formal mathematical notation. This appears to have brought him an inner peace. To the extent that we could understand it, it seems his last communque reported that he was "more zen than a dalai full of llamas."

Adam November

ADAM NOVEMBER (injury-prone centre-forward, graduate student)

A native of Florida, Adam joined the lab in a complex transfer deal from Cornell, where he was revered for his heading ability and willingness to shoot from outside of the box. A series of freak yachting injuries have restricted his appearances in the lab to date, but the news from the physio seems promising, and we hope to see him back on the park, running over defenders and pushing back the frontiers of science soon.

Asha Halima Smith

ASHA HALIMA SMITH (graduate student, style guru)

A graduate of Wesleyan College in Macon, Georgia, Asha brings to the lab a sense of irony unmatched even by our valiant crew of Englishmen. A star anywhere in defense, when not on the pitch, Asha can be found at the lab asking funny questions about funny pictures. If you are in any way bilingual, she asks you to get in touch.

Katie Denny

KATIE DENNY (lab management clone, somnambulist)

Katie graduated from Stanford with a degree in psychology and a black belt in sleeping. In her other life, she used to "ball" for the Harlem Globetrotters. Researchwise, Katie seems strangely fascinated by oblong shapes. She once killed a man in an honor duel.

Fiona O'Donnell-McCarthy

FIONA O'DONNELL-MCCARTHY (undergraduate, mogul)

Fiona is a junior majoring in human biology and aquatics. Her interests include brain surgery, celticiscm, recidivism, and capitalism. When not sidelined by the occaisional bans she picks up for her on-field hedonism, Fiona can be found shaking the water out of her ears, trying to overcome her fear of fMRI machines, discoursing on energy circles, convening focus groups of 2 yearl olds to hone future lab products, and quietly pursuing her plans for world domination.

Andrew Suciu

ANDREW SUCIU (undergraduate, puppeteer)

Andrew was recently inducted into the lab in secrecy. As well as taking a gazzillion classes, cooking up a storm and blazing an epicurean trail across the planet, Andrew has taken a few moments out of his busy schedule to drop by and create motion picture miracles in the cause of helping children learn words like 'cat' and 'cactus' and 'chateau margaux'. A child prodidgy and all round good egg, Andrew still owes us an explanation for the cotton candy scene.

Kim Basurto

KIM BASURTO (undergraduate, stealth professor)

Kim joined the lab by accident. While serving as a mentor to Ramscar in his attempts to offer advice and succor to freshman undergraduates, Kim accidentally signed a form that obliged her to run 400 infant subjects in return for her freedom. Kim has taken this misfortune in her stride, and she can be seen around the lab cheerily running babies, deploying her considerable organizational powers, and scratching a record of her endevors into the walls of her cell. Um. Office.

Melody Dye

MELODY DYE (special operative, occasional blonde)

Melody was recently admitted to the lab under the charitable auspices of our philosophical amnesty program. Having successfully completed her epistemological detox, metaphysical reprogramming, and ritual hazing, Melody tells us she is looking forward to finally being able to face explanations with numbers in them. In the meantime she can be found programming experiments, finding internet pen friends,indulging her passion for self-portraiture, and redefining the words 'pervert' and 'debauch'.

Muffin Monster & Friends

MUFFIN MONSTER AND FRIENDS

Muffin Monster is the brains, the muscle and the inspiration behind the lab. An intellectual powerhouse, a raconteur and an all round good egg, he is available for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs, and can knock out an overdue term paper packed with well turned phrases for a small fee. His sidekicks Hattie and Curly are more dubious characters.



SURVIVORS
Nicolas Davidenko

NICOLAS DAVIDENKO (doctor, mindreader)

Nick does work on face perception. He can parameterize your face and use those parameters to make a caricature of you, or make your face look more average. Or he can make predictions about how attractive or how strange-looking the general population will find you. Nick somehow overcame the inherent obstacles of incarceration in the lab and achieved his PhD. He has now fled to the upper parts of Jordan Hall, where informs us that he's currently working on a neurological development of his work that will allow him to read your thoughts. Be afraid.



EXTERNAL OPERATIVES
Roddy Lindsay

RODDY LINDSAY (solitary confinement, entrepaneur)

Roddy majored in Symbolic Systems. He enjoys all Macromedia products, and "modeling" things. Having signed for another season with team Ramscar to look at statistical language modeling, Roddy was the target of a mid season transfer bid from those crazy guys at Facebook, where he now correlates words and stalks us all professionally.



ALUMNI
Mike Frank

MICHAEL C. FRANK (coterm/lab coordinator/generalized slave to the Lab)

Mike just finished majoring in Symbolic Systems and Comparative Literature and now is serving as Scott Johnson's Lab Manager at NYU. He's interested in how mental representation works, how language develops, and also the French Revolution. Right now, he's working on studies about candles, hammers, and doors, and an alien race called Fribbles. Mike tends spends his weekends in strange ways (attached to pieces of rock by the waist or freezing in the snow, for instance).

Kevin Holmes

KEVIN HOLMES (undergraduate)

Kevin majoring in Human Biology, with a concentration of "The Development of Language, Cognition, and Social Behavior." He's interested in linguistic relativity, theory of mind, social cognition, and cognitive development, to name a few topics. He's a lab rat this summer, working with labmates Hattie, Curly, and Muffin Monster to torture... er, learn from small children. If you have any questions about tennis, Kevin is your man.

Kevin Holmes

JAMILA AMARSHI (undergraduate)

Jamila combined her career in the lab with studies of art and pyramids. Her research investigated the key question of how we could manage to bribe small children to sit still long enough for us to pick their brains. Jamila's endless supplies of stickers and jolly ranchers soon established her a a lab hero, and she is sorely missed.

Alicia Dantzker

ALICIA DANTZKER (co-term, kgb trained assassin)

Alicia is our co-term student. She enjoys playing games with the children and secretely has a crush on Muffin Monster. Alicia played ultimate for the Stanford Ultimate team, which won theNational Championship this year. Good show, mate! Alicia is revered among lab insiders for kicking Yarlett high in the air during a soccer showdown. Even better show, mate!!

Becca Serr

BECCA SERR (undergraduate)

Becca is majoring in Human Biology. She got interested in the lab after taking a class on language and thought. She now spends time asking very small people to answer questions about Swedish hippos in disguise.

Nicole Gitcho

NICOLE GITCHO (lab co-manager, closet ninja)

Nicole makes things happen; if you fall into her favor, she might give you some hard candies, or better still, money. Beides being our resident neuro-buff, Nicole is also a world-class belly dancer and seamstress. Little known fact: Nicole was the bride of George Michael before she wisened up.

Greg Carlson

GREG CARLSON (undergraduate, linguistic prodigy)

Greg is a pretty happy guy, and is very pleasant to be around, except those times when he is in the corner speaking in tongues. Some linguists came over to investigate. The current theory is that a malfunction in his Language Acquisition Device caused him to repeat "Os ferpelem een verlopitam bol" over and over again.

Annie Wilkinson

ANNIE WILKINSON (undergraduate)

Annie, an undergrad from Missoula, Montana, loves music and sings with Stanford's a cappella group Mixed Company and writes music too. She loves foreign foods, movies, and languages. She's working to understand how children's language development interacts with their attention (or lack thereof) to help them interpret ambiguous sentences. This summer she gained the unofficial designation of "Lab Hero" for her work in tracking down and bringing to justice more than 120 Red Rat Eaters, protecting many fortunate children in Wyoming and Montana from the dangerous phenomenon of stimulus impoverishment. Her hero is Pippi Longstocking.

Nadja Blagojevic

NADJA BLAGOJEVIC (undergraduate)

Weaned on a diet of pomegranates and sweet potatoes, German cuisine came as a shock to Nadja, or "Nad" for short, when she arrived in Germany for a year-long stay before her first quarter at Stanford. However, she quickly adjusted, in the process gaining an undying affection for schnitzel, blutwurst, and language acquisition. Now that she's in sunny California, she's looking to capitalize on her experiences abroad with possible majors in psychology or linguistics and maybe a minor in German on the side. Welcome Nadja!

Darice Chang

DARICE CHANG (undergraduate)

Name: Darice Chang
What I do here: Junior, majoring in Math and maybe Psych too
What I'm interested in CogSci wise: mental representation, learning, and experiments involving stuffed animals.
Favorite accomplishment: hm...
Favorite food: mango!

Lauren Schmidt

LAUREN SCHMIDT (former lab coordinator)

Lauren is a gnome, as can clearly be seen from the picture to the left. She has spent a little too much time talking about Whorf, and it's starting to affect her thinking. She's also interested in statistical models of concept learning, and how language and cognitive abilities develop in tiny people. Lauren will soon venture east to MIT to continue her studies.

Davie Yoon

DAVIE YOON (undergraduate)

Davie likes neurons, experiments, and rock. She likes to pretend she's a grad student, and Bjork. She likes eating week-old Ramscar Lab Pringles and defending theory theory, at least one of which is a habit we're trying to break. She works with glove puppets to find out more about children's developing understanding of syntax and semantics. The glove puppets really only contribute a small portion of the brainpower in that collaboration, though. Now she's off in the UK getting her master's.

Daisy Ramirez

DAISY RAMIREZ (undergraduate)

Daisy is a sophomore who is interested in psychology, language, and history. She also is a member of the Stanford Ballroom Dance Team. Daisy has been working with Muffin Monster (Cookie Monster's cousin) to learn more about how language skills develop in little people, and how they can sometimes fix their mistakes without receiving any feedback.