Gordon Bower (Stanford professor): "Who IS that walkin' toward me... Curly?... What'djya do to yourself, John?" -also- "There he goes... THE WRESTLER!!!"

Bonny Brown (Stanford student): "What happened, did you lose a bet with Lyle?"

Gary Haith (Stanford student): "Wow... Stylin'!"

Nick Cassimatis (Stanford student): insert hysterical libertarian cackle here

David Fetherstonhaugh (Stanford student): "Hey look, it's John's dad!"

Laura Carstensen (Stanford professor): "Wow, I like your hair short!"

Ira Rosenblatt (AOL employee): "You look like 'Vito the Enforcer.' For Halloween, you can put some eye-liner on, powder your head, and you'll be Uncle Fester."

Roberta Golinkoff (University of Delaware professor): "That guy looks like a Marine!"

Yuval Rottenstreich (University of Chicago professor): "It towel dries in, oh, about five seconds."